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Tuesday, 19 May 2015

17 Things You Should Never, Ever Name Your Pet Jaguar

A helpful guide.

Steven

Why Not: Do you know how many jaguars are named Steven? TOO MANY.

Steven

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Jiggy Jaggy Jag

Why Not: It sets up an unrealistic expectation that your pet jaguar will do a jig for you. He will not. There will be no dancing. Some slight head bopping when he thinks no one is looking but no dancing.

Jiggy Jaggy Jag

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Kevin

Why Not: It is Jaguar law: no jaguar shall ever be named Kevin. Ever. Those are the rules, sorry.

Kevin

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Rooster

Why Not: Jaguars crow for no one.

Rooster

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