Because you’re too much of a mess to take care of a cat or dog.
Caterpillars/Butterflies
Responsibility Level: 6/10. The caterpillars do require certain kinds of plants and some proper research needs to go into this endeavor.
You literally just have to put leaves in a jar (but dear GOD use a cloth for a lid, not an actual lid, please be at least a LITTLE responsible here) and the caterpillar will do his thing and make a chrysalis and then turn into a butterfly and you let him go. Like could there BE less commitment? Also you get to watch a beautiful fucking process of nature occur right before your eyes.
Ant Farm
Responsibility Level: 5/10
Since you're probably too irresponsible to decorate like a regular adult, this pet doubles as home decor. And if you forget to pay the cable bill, SURPRISE you can watch your ants do ant things for some entertainment.
Cactus
Responsibility Level: 4/10
This one's great for people with intimacy issues because you don't even have to touch it and it just sits there looking all precious. And you only have to water it MAYBE once a week.
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