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Thursday 26 June 2014

What Guys' Astrological Signs Really Say About Them

According to the completely subjective opinions of us ladies.


"Aries dudes are BABIES"

"Total babies"

"babies"

"Like usually creative and seriously fun, but the kind of guy whose mom is still doing laundry for them at 25"

"bunch of whiners"

"they want everything that they want and they don't want to have to do any work for it

fun for makeouts, terrible for relationships"

"YES."

"And usually super hot."

"Unfortch."

"also incredibly stubborn"

"They are rams."

"good whirlwinds maybe, they're so impulsive which feels romantic for like a day

'let's skip work and take a road trip!!!!!!!'"

"yup. i had an Aries move to NYC for me after three weeks of dating. That imploded, as you can imagine."

"Yeah. they're romantic and passionate, but they also have short attention spans so it's easy to get paranoid... rightfully paranoid!"



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"boring"

"zzzzzzz"

"SQUARESVILLE."

"this is a mythical 'strong and silent' type that sounds good in theory but is actually boring and bad."

"ugh they are just so boring. no charisma."

"taurus guys are loyal though"

"they can't flirt"

"Argumentative about dumb things."

"'Taurus make wonderful friends' - profile I just read. emphasis on friends"

"they kinda make your stomach churn because they're trying so hard"

"Yeah, and like just not natural"

"I feel like their priorities are all wrong, too — like they're the guys who are thinking about wanting to have kids when they're 22."

"Like they are not natural charmers"

"the Taurus I dated was reallllly into us getting married when we graduated and then he married some other girl two years after we did graduate."

"I will say Tauruses are great when they are dating one of your friends! Like you never have to worry that they are going to fuck them over."

"They are like the Bob the Builders of the human male world"

"LOL"



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