How to Flirty Knock Knock Jokes

Do you want to impress a crush or that special someone with your amazing sense of humor? Why not tell a good old-fashioned knock-knock joke to let them know how you feel? Knock-knock jokes make you sound funny and sincere at the same time, so they’re a perfect way to break the ice or flirt. You don’t have to worry about thinking of the perfect joke because we’ve got you covered! Keep reading for cheesy, goofy, and romantic knock-knock jokes no matter what stage you are in your relationship.

[Edit]Things You Should Know

• If you want to let your crush know you like them, tell jokes that give them a compliment or ask them out in a fun way.
• If you just started dating, keep your jokes light-hearted, but don’t be afraid to spice up the romance. Let your partner know that you’re falling for them.
• If you’ve been with someone for a while, use knock-knock jokes that remind them how much you love them and want to be with them.

[Edit]Steps

[Edit]Flirty Knock Knock Jokes for Your Crush

1. {endbold}Knock knock?
   Who’s there?
   Hugh.
   Hugh who?
   Hugh have an amazing smile.
   
2. {endbold}Knock knock?
   Who’s there?
   Ion.
   Ion who?
   I’ve had my ion you.
   
3. {endbold}Knock knock?
   Who’s there?
   Norma Lee.
   Norma Lee who?
   Norma Lee I don’t talk to strangers, but you caught my eye.
   
4. {endbold}Knock knock?
   Who’s there?
   Oman.
   Oman who?
   Oman, you sure are cute!
   
5. {endbold}Knock knock?
   Who’s there?
   Russian.
   Russian who?
   I’m Russian to get your number.^[1]
   
6. {endbold}Knock knock?
   Who’s there?
   Eyesore.
   Eyesore who?
   Eyesore do like you!
   
7. {endbold}Knock knock?
   Who’s there?
   Ike.
   Ike who?
   Ike-ant wait to see you!
   
8. {endbold}Knock knock?
   Who’s there?
   Water.
   Water who?
   Water you up to later tonight?
   
9. {endbold}Knock knock?
   Who’s there?
   Noah.
   Noah who?
   Noah place where we can go out sometime?
   
10. {endbold}Knock knock?
    Who’s there?
    Egg.
    Egg who?
    Egg-cited to hang out with you later!
    
11. {endbold}Knock knock?
    Who’s there?
    Sherwood.
    Sherwood who?
    I Sherwood love to go out with you.
12. {endbold}Knock knock?
    Who’s there?
    Wendy.
    Wendy who?
    Wendy you want to go on a date with me?

[Edit]Cute Knock Knock Jokes for a New Couple

1. {endbold}Knock knock?
   Who’s there?
   Woo.
   Woo who?
   I’m excited to see you too!
   
2. {endbold}Knock knock?
   Who’s there?
   Amish.
   Amish who?
   Amish you too!
   
3. {endbold}Knock knock?
   Who’s there?
   Ivana.
   Ivana who?
   Ivana hold your hand.
   
4. {endbold}Knock knock?
   Who’s there?
   Omelet.
   Omelet who?
   Omelet you steal my heart.
   
5. {endbold}Knock knock?
   Who’s there?
   Baby Yoda.
   Baby Yoda who?
   Baby Yoda one for me!
   
6. {endbold}Knock knock?
   Who’s there?
   Disguise.
   Disguise who?
   Disguise your boyfriend!
   
7. {endbold}Knock knock?
   Who’s there?
   Canoe.
   Canoe who?
   Canoe give me a kiss?
   
8. {endbold}Knock knock?
   Who’s there?
   Kiss.
   Kiss who?
   Kiss me!
   
9. {endbold}Knock knock?
   Who’s there?
   Candice.
   Candice who?
   Candice be love I’m feeling?^[2]
   
10. {endbold}Knock knock?
    Who’s there?
    Pauline.
    Pauline who?
    I’m Pauline in love with you.
    
11. {endbold}Knock knock?
    Who’s there?
    32.
    32 who?
    Talk 32 me!
12. {endbold}Knock knock?
    Who’s there?
    When where.
    When where who?
    Tonight, my place, you and me.
13. {endbold}Knock knock?
    Who’s there?
    Police.
    Police who?
    Police come over tonight.

[Edit]Sweet Knock Knock Jokes for a Long-Term Relationship

1. {endbold}Knock knock?
   Who’s there?
   Honeydew.
   Honeydew who?
   Honeydew you know how beautiful you look right now?
   
2. {endbold}Knock knock?
   Who’s there?
   Aisle.
   Aisle who?
   Aisle always love you!
   
3. {endbold}Knock knock?
   Who’s there?
   Anita.
   Anita who?
   Anita kiss from you.
   
4. {endbold}Knock knock?
   Who’s there?
   I love.
   I love who?
   You love me, silly!
   
5. {endbold}Knock knock?
   Who’s there?
   Butter.
   Butter who?
   You butter get over here and give me a kiss!
   
6. {endbold}Knock knock?
   Who’s there?
   Butch.
   Butch who?
   Butch your arms around me, baby!
   
7. {endbold}Knock knock?
   Who’s there?
   Dishes.
   Dishes who?
   Dishes my dream to be with you.
   
8. {endbold}Knock knock?
   Who’s there?
   Collin.
   Collin who?
   I love Collin you mine.
   
9. {endbold}Knock knock?
   Who’s there?
   Snow.
   Snow who?
   Snow use, I can’t get you out of my head.^[3]
   
10. {endbold}Knock knock?
    Who’s there?
    Algo.
    Algo who?
    Algo anywhere you ask me to.
    
11. {endbold}Knock knock?
    Who’s there?
    Icy.
    Icy who?
    Icy us together forever.
12. {endbold}Knock knock?
    Who’s there?
    Soda.
    Soda who?
    Soda you want to spend our lives together?
13. {endbold}Knock knock?
    Who’s there?
    Mary.
    Mary who?
    Marry me!

[Edit]Loving Knock Knock Jokes for Married Couples

1. {endbold}Knock knock?
   Who’s there?
   Ida.
   Ida who?
   Ida rather be with you than anyone else.
   
2. {endbold}Knock knock?
   Who’s there?
   Muffin.
   Muffin who?
   Muffin in this world could keep us apart.^[4]
   
3. {endbold}Knock knock?
   Who’s there?
   Olive.
   Olive who?
   Olive you and I don’t care who knows it!
   
4. {endbold}Knock knock?
   Who’s there?
   Howard.
   Howard who?
   Howard you like to give me a kiss?
   
5. {endbold}Knock knock?
   Who’s there?
   Kenya.
   Kenya who?
   Kenya remind me of how much you love me?
   
6. {endbold}Knock knock?
   Who’s there?
   Juno.
   Juno who?
   Juno that you’re the love of my life?
   
7. {endbold}Knock knock?
   Who’s there?
   Ben.
   Ben who?
   Ben thinking about you all day long.
   
8. {endbold}Knock knock?
   Who’s there?
   Orange.
   Orange who?
   Orange you the most stunning person I’ve ever met.
   
9. {endbold}Knock knock?
   Who’s there?
   Yore.
   Yore who?
   Yore my soulmate.
10. {endbold}Knock knock?
    Who’s there?
    Aldo.
    Aldo who?
    Aldo anything for you, babe!
11. {endbold}Knock knock?
    Who’s there?
    Owl.
    Owl who?
    Owl never leave you.
    
12. {endbold}Knock knock?
    Who’s there?
    Lettuce.
    Lettuce who?
    Lettuce be happy together for the rest of our lives.

[Edit]References

1. ↑ https://confessionsofparenting.com/flirty-knock-knock-jokes/
2. ↑ https://confessionsofparenting.com/flirty-knock-knock-jokes/
3. ↑ https://confessionsofparenting.com/flirty-knock-knock-jokes/
4. ↑ https://confessionsofparenting.com/flirty-knock-knock-jokes/

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