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Wednesday, 15 April 2015

23 Pick Up Lines Inspired By True Animal Facts

Might as well start calling yourself a Singing Dog, ‘cause tonight Imma make you yodel.


"Are you a wombat? Cause that booty knocked me off my feet."


Fact: Wombats have incredibly thick skin on their backsides, and when threatened will dive into their burrows head first and block intruders with their tough butts. They will even knock unwanted visitors against the side of their burrows to crush them.


"Are you a wombat? Cause that booty knocked me off my feet."


Creative Commons / Flickr: steven-young


"I feel like I'm the air in a takin's nose, because you're making me hot."


Fact: To aid survival in the Himalayans during winter, takins have large sinus cavities that will heat up the cold air before it reaches their lungs.


"I feel like I'm the air in a takin's nose, because you're making me hot."


Creative Commons / Flickr: suneko


"If we were dik diks I'd make poo piles all around you, to show the world that you're mine."


Fact: Dik diks mark their territory by defecating in small piles around the perimeter of their area.


"If we were dik diks I'd make poo piles all around you, to show the world that you're mine."


Creative Commons/Flickr: ganesh_raghunathan


"Hey are you a beluga whale? Because those lips are pulling me in."


Fact: When foraging, beluga whales use their large mouths to create suction and a strong jet of water to reel in prey.


"Hey are you a beluga whale? Because those lips are pulling me in."


Creative Commons/Flickr: mcafowler




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