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Monday, 14 July 2014

The Story Of Slothsgiving

As told by a human.


In 6 B.C.E., a triumphant, wonderful creature entered the world's atmosphere.


Coming from a colony of planets far, far away, these sloths were seeking refuge. Their home planet had run out of tender shoots from an over grazing species, the Sternflops. Sloths need tender shoots to survive and were forced to look elsewhere. Luckily for us, they found planet Earth.


In 6 B.C.E., a triumphant, wonderful creature entered the world's atmosphere.


All the other animals surrounded the sloth, gawking and making fun of how slow they were.


It hurt the sloths' feelings at first but they stuck around: if there's one thing sloths are it's brave.


All the other animals surrounded the sloth, gawking and making fun of how slow they were.




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