Marcus Brigstocke

"Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music."



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H. G. Wells

"Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo."



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Henry Adams

"There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence."



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W. S. Gilbert

"No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have, and I think he's a dirty little beast."



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Malcolm Forbes

"It's so much easier to suggest solutions when you don't know too much about the problem."



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Mark Twain

"It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them."



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Willie Tyler

"The reason lightning doesn't strike twice in the same place is that the same place isn't there the second time."



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Vilhjalmur Stefansson

"What is the difference between unethical and ethical advertising? Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public; ethical advertising uses truth to deceive the public."



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Kurt Vonnegut

"There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president."



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Alfred North Whitehead

"If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer."



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Abraham Lincoln

"It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues."



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Miss Piggy

"Never eat more than you can lift."



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Heywood Broun

"Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anyone else."



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Benjamin Disraeli

"The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps."



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H. L. Mencken

"Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right."



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Bobcat Goldthwaite

"America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole."



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Jack Handey

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."



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Aesop

"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office."



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Paul Fix

"The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."



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J. D. Salinger

"I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy."



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