The F train has “F’d” you.
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1. You can walk past a full-grown man on the street, wearing nothing but his very small underwear, and not even bat an eye.
2. Your wardrobe shifts to mostly black or dark colors.
3. You rush everywhere even if you have no reason to.
4. You get sidewalk rage because people walk too slowly.
5. You redefine "uptown" to mean north and "downtown" to mean south.
6. You can eat on the subway and not care if other people think it's weird.
7. You run into people you know on the train all the time and it's terrible.
8. You know to stay away from the fake monks who get all pushy and put some dumb trinket in your hand and then keep holding your hand while demanding $20 from you.
9. Your only feelings about Times Square are hatred and loathing.
10. You get in your first screaming fight with a cab driver.
11. You can bump into someone when you're walking and not take the time to say "sorry."
12. You know that if it snows, Manhattan itself will look like snow missed it, but the rest of the boroughs are covered for weeks.
13. There's a coffee cart guy you talk to more than your mom.
14. You see the price of a beer on an airplane and think to yourself, "That's not actually that bad."
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