In conclusion, let’s never leave the house.
1. Your handshake could be too weak and floppy and they will think you want them to kiss your hand.
2. Your handshake could be too firm and crush their finger bones together so that they will say "You're hurting me!" just as you're saying "Great to meet you!"
3. You could be going for a regular handshake when they are going for one of those archaic "lock thumbs followed by fingertips to fingertips friction" handshakes and it will seem like you were just trying to hold their hand instead of having a hearty "bro" greeting.
4. They could go in for a cheek kiss when you are going in for a hug and you could end up creepily kissing the back of their neck by accident.
5. You could go in for a stage-left cheek kiss when they are going in for a house-right cheek kiss so that you end up inappropriately tilting your heads and kissing each other on the lips.
6. You could end up enveloping their fist with your hand like you are trying to beat them at paper-rock-scissors.
from BuzzFeed - Animals http://ift.tt/1hs67Jz
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