A step-by-step guide to getting frisky (when Frisky’s in the room).
Get your pet out of the room.
First try to get the animal out of the room. If they don't know the GTFO command, try luring them out with lasers or a favorite chew toy. Once they're out of the room, shut the door, and pray they haven't figured out how to work door knobs.
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Play loud music to hide their whining.
If your dog won't stop howling outside the door, or your cat won't stop making those weird noises that sound like babies crying, you might have to drown them out by playing a sexy-time playlist at max volume.
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Exercise your pet.
If your pet won't settle down, tell your lover that you need ten minutes to take them on a walk. Keep things steamy by dirty talking over the phone as your dog drops a dookie. When you return, your tired-out pet will go to sleep and you'll be ready to jump right back to where you left off (mouth stuff).
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Throw a sheet over your pet.
If you're in a situation where your pet has to be in the room, consider throwing a sheet over them. Just don't forget what you did mid-coitus — seeing a ghost-cat can really ruin to mood.
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