The cold hard truth about cat ownership, brought to you by BuzzFeed artist Adam Ellis. (Presented by BuzzFeed BFF.)
A couple years ago I got the wild idea that I was responsible enough to get a cat. Looking back, this was a foolish notion, but I am now a cat owner and there's no turning back. What I've learned is that cats wreck your life (in the best way possible). Here's how:
All your money will literally vanish.
Thought you wouldn’t drunkenly decide your cat needs a $150 bed shaped like a castle at 2 AM? Think again. Having a cat is like having a kid, only your cat won't say thank you. It might even throw up on the gift you gave it. (...Actually, kids do that too. Nevermind.)
Adam Ellis
You'll never be able to write an important email again.
You better have a job already, because you can forget trying to draft a cover letter when there's a cat around. Get ready for all of your emails to sound like they were written by a child wearing mittens.
Adam Ellis
Your food will no longer actually be your food.
It doesn't matter what kind of fancy organic holistic bullshit you buy your cat, because it will only want what you have. It doesn't matter what it is. The only way your cat will prefer actual cat food is for you to be eating cat food.
Adam Ellis
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