A scientific investigation.
Otters: they're just sooooo cute, right?
What's not to love about them? They're like little furry river dogs.
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I mean, just look at their wittle whiskery faces!
D'awwww.
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And their paws! I can't with their itty bitty paws!
So teeny.
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For chrissake, were you aware that they HOLD. HANDS. when they're floating downstream??
**sobs** They just love each other.
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So, to recap: all otters are just snuggly bundles of joy, right?
RIGHT?
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NOPE MY FRIENDS WE ARE WRONG AF.
WHAT IS THAT?????
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**This** is the giant river otter: the carnivorous, 75-pound older cousin of those cutesy lil aquatic buddies we're used to.
Giant otters can grow to be up to SIX. FEET. LONG.
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And they are some GODDAMN BLOODTHIRSTY RIVER TERRORS.
RT if seeing this on your friendly neighborhood riverbank would make you scream.
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LOOK AT THESE TEETH.
1000% will snatch you right up.
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NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.
NOT CUDDLY AT ALL.
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Like is ANYONE also uncomfy with how muscular they are???
It's actually upsetting.
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SERIOUSLY, WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS???
**Never going near a river again**
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I'm scarred. Before all this, if you'd told me to picture an otter...
Something like these small-clawed otter guys would pop in my head.
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I'd think about how cute they are, eating their lil fishies.
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Just living out their idyllic aquatic lifestyles, you know?
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IT WOULD BE A NICE THING TO PICTURE IN MY HEAD.
But now instead...
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I ONLY SEE THESE MONSTERS...
And can't unsee them ever again.
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This post was translated from Japanese.
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