Finally, the mysteries of the canine world are revealed.
Wagging their tails:
“Experts” say: Dogs wag their tails back and forth to show they're happy.
The truth: Your dog just farted and he's trying to fan it away from you. What a courteous pup.
Adam Ellis
Showing their bellies to you:
“Experts” say: Dogs expose their bellies as a sign of submission, and might be asking for a belly rub!
The truth: Your dog has been on the South Beach Diet for six weeks and wants you to acknowledge his weight loss. Say something encouraging!
Adam Ellis
Baring their front teeth:
“Experts” say: Curling lips baring front teeth is a dog's way of smiling.
The truth: Your dog is obsessed with Katy Perry (as most dogs are) and he's hoping you'll buy him a pair of grillz like the ones in Katy's "Dark Horse" video. Tell your dog that Katy Perry is a poor role model and buy him an Ani DiFranco CD.
Adam Ellis
Running in their sleep:
“Experts” say: Dogs dream the same as people, and they have similar muscle movements when they dream. Maybe your dog is chasing a rabbit!
The truth: Dogs are highly skilled at astral projection, but yours has strayed too far from his earthly body. It's up to you to astrally project into the Ghost Realm, find your canine friend, and bring him home safely. Godspeed, and good luck. You'll need it.
Adam Ellis
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